Now let me get this straight: Your local team has just concluded the greatest single victory in the history of your state. Hell, it might have been the biggest thing to happen to Idaho since the invention of the French Fry. And the team did it in such incredible fashion that it became the talk of the sports world (and pushed the Rose Bowl to yesterday's news, thankfully).
So what does the Statesman choose as the banner headline?

Lame.
So in the spirit of the MZone Caption Contest that so often produces downright hilarity from our readers, we're throwing it open to you to produce a funnier, or at least more apt headline for the Boise State Broncos.
Here's our first crack at it.


24 comments:
Staying with the theme of your suggested headline while honoring the spudcentric heritage of Idaho:
"Major Taters!"
Halle-fuckin-leuja!
"Boise Proves it Has a Big Johnson"
Did I pull a Rip Van Winkle moment? When did the Fiesta Bowl trophy become a Nerf knock-off of the crystal ball trophy given to the BCS champs?
I think that stupid looking gold plastic ball is more deserving of some mockery.
Big! Brass!
iAs Isuro Tanaka in Major League II would say (and gesture),
"Mahlrbuhls!"
or
"The Statue of Liberty: bringing BCS hope to white mid-major football players of the West"
Wait, is that John C. McGinley on the cover?
Mashed or Fried
"Big Sac Of Tricks"
Broncos Corral Sooners
or
Boiled, Chopped, Smashed
--How do ya like them Potatoes?
or
In honor of the new Rocky film
Yo Boise! We Did It!
Golden Turd!
"Testicle- actual size!"
We ARE - Boise State
David Teabags Goliath!
This is what came to mind :)
http://tinyurl.com/ykg582
Jay
Spud Studs
Holy Shit! They actually did it!
"David Teabags Goliath!"
We have a winner!
Here's my lame attempt:
"Cinderella Has Balls!"
Sooners: Scattered, Smothered and Covered!
Sooners au gratin!
So who wins, Yost & Benny? And what's the prize? How about an MZone coozie or a signed, framed copy of Touchdown Mohammed?
"Boise Wins, First Party in Idaho History to Follow"
"Thank God We Didn't Have To Play OSU!"
and one that could have potentially happened
"Boise Wins, but Star RB Jumps of Bridge Following Rejection"
I agree w/Out of Conference; Benny and Yost owe us a winner (with fabulous prizes, of course).
SO?????????????????????????????
It's just a headline contest?
I actually farked the headline - See the link above
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