The title for this post may seem out-there, but after reading the following breakdown of embattled U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfled and former Michigan Defensive Coordinator Jim Herrmann, perhaps you'll think maybe President Carr wouldn't be so bad.POORLY-EXECUTED HAIR CHOICE
Rumsfeld: Pursuing Rigid Brylcreem Comb-back
Herrmann:Rejecting Rogaine 5% Minoxidil Formula
IRRITATING PHYSICAL GESTRUERumsfeld:Condescending Eye Squinting
Herrmann:Frantic Hand SignalingHATED BY RETIRED
Rumsfeld: Generals
Herrmann: Alums
NEMESIS
Rumsfeld:Insurgen-C
Herrmann: Prevent-D
PERFORMANCE LED TO RESPONSE FROM BOSS
Rumsfeld:
"I hear the voices and I read the front page, and I know the speculation, but I'm the decider and I decided what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." President George W. Bush, April 18, 2006
Herrmann:
"Ron [English] is well prepared to be a coordinator. He's got a real passion for the game, I think the players really respond to him." Coach Lloyd Carr, March 16, 2006
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3 comments:
What would be the Rumsfeld equivalent of Herrman going to the Jets to coach linebackers, becoming chief of security at a Kalamazoo Wal Mart?
Maybe becoming the CEO of Haliburton?
Hey, Kalamazoo doesn't have any Walmarts. At least not when I lived there. I think you're thinking to the Kmarts on Westnedge Street.
Just one question - if Lloyd becomes president, do we get a new coach?
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