From Whine Maker to Wine Maker

Proving we're moving forward from last week's distraction, we offer up another installment of Too Strange Not To Post, a semi-regular segment that has nothing to do with college football but made us scratch our heads.

Today we bring you the story of porn star Savanna Samson (side note: why is anybody in porn automatically a "porn star?" You never hear someone referred to as "struggling porn actress"). Samson has branched out from her XXX roots to start a successful side career as...a wine maker?

According to Ms. Samson, while she is going to continue acting in adult films, she started her wine business in order to do something that "(her) parents could be proud of." We here at the M Zone were already proud of her due to her Adult Video News Award-winning scene with Jenna Jameson in last year's "The Masseuse."

And making wine is no gimmick as Ms. Samson's Sogno Uno red scored 91 out of 100 by famed wine critic Robert Parker and got 4 1/2 boners in Hustler.